romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via mynaughtylittleways)

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

• “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
• “this smells like my grandma”
• “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
• “this is bullshit i’m going home”

(Source: chickensandwich, via griffenwhore)

fat-and-pretentious:

fat-and-pretentious:

fat-and-pretentious:

fat-and-pretentious:

fat-and-pretentious:

please tell me i’m not the only one who ever practiced doing the disney sign with the little wand like i was on a show. i mean, i couldn’t have been the only one

ohmygod no i did this too and i still do. i seriously just posted about this like today man

wait this was my own post

shit

no guys please stop reblogging this

please

you rebellious little shits

(via griffenwhore)

there is no friendship in mario kart

(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways, via griffenwhore)